Missing Me Already?

Hello people and humans(and aliens). It has been a looooooonnnnnnnng time. Missing me already? I bet not, since you guys all hate me(Ha ha!). Today, I came back with a whole ton of new updates about my life. Well, actually it is more of a pound than a ton. If not, I could not have taken them home(Mind you, one ton. That's too much for me to carry!). One thing I bet you guys are MADLY famished to know. Hmm, you guys are to famished. Let's continue after your dinner(Ha ha. Just joking!). Or you could just swallow your computer whole(That will be the most 'intelligent' method I have ever known).

So, first stop, my camp on St. John's Island. How did it go? Well, I think I got seasick on the boat and the camp lasted for three days two nights. It was pretty fun. But I hate the sleeping conditions. Grr!!! Ask us to pay hundred over dollars just to sleep in dirty old tents. Mind you, we have to squeeze five people into one tent and it stinks at night due to our sweat. It is too stuffy in there! What a waste of our money(Maybe they wanted to 'eat' our money, so they cheated us. Ha ha!). My money! No!! Boohoo! My hard-earned money wasted in just a matter of seconds!

Although on the second night we got to sleep in domes, it was still rather squeezy. Mind you, five people squeezed onto five single sized bed. That is insane! If you have told me it was five people squeezed onto five king sized beds, ho ho! I will be insane! Wahaha! This is totally luxury man! Of course, I know we are considered lucky to have all this, but hey, we gotta enjoy as much luxuries as we can before they are gone. That seems more sensible than to let them go to waste. Well, I mean it! I will rather stay in a five star hotel than a four star one if I could.

Now lets move on. The food was nice. Although it would be better if they could give us sushi. Just joking! I love sushi. They are nice. The activities? Well, they have many activities planned for us. Stuff like camp fire, ice breakers, night hunt and lots more. The one I enjoyed the most? Well, it is eating time! He he! The best! I am so hungry after all the tiring 'hike' around the island that my stomach is totally empty. Absolutely nothing. Not even air nor digestive juices. I wasn't even full after the meal that I felt like swallowing my own tongue! Wish I could.

On the way back to Singapore main land, I was rather sad and happy. Sad? Well, I love the nature on St. John's Island. It was so unspoilt.
Pity there are no tigers there. If not I could bribe it to help me bite off the heads of some people(Ha ha!). Happy? Well, I love the way my own bed was so soft and plushy unlike the 'crappy' sleeping conditions back on St. John's Island.

After the camp, it was the start of the March holidays! Woohoo! And on Monday, I had an AEP workshop where students from other schools who had AEP came to our school for some art activities. Are you guys itching to know which schools are they from? Well, I will tell you, for some cash(Just joking!). They are: Victoria Secondary, Zhonghua Secondary and Nanyang Girls High. We had to design a costume based on our theme, which is the movie: The Incredibles. In the end, it looked more like a trash bag than a costume, and of course, I was not the one who wore it. I will trash them if they do. Ha ha!

And during the holidays, I didn't do anything much, just some paper work and computer games(What else? Everyone loves computer anyway.). Oh, I almost forgot. There's a chinese drama on Tan Kah Kee's life put up by our school and held at the Victoria Theatre. The drama was nice, one of the niceset I had ever watched. Wish there will be more dramas in the future. When school reopens, I was feeling rather 'emo'. Groan. My holidays just passed so quickly. A cruel world I am living in. CRUEL!

And now, the last thing. Good bye! May more posts come your way! Check back soon!

What's Up?

Yo Humans! I am back again after a disappearance of a week from this blog. Today, I am here to update about the happenings around here. Guess what? My place has just been robbed. When the thief sneaked into my house, I told him,"Well, well, well. Look what we got here." And with that, I picked up a fight with him. You can say that I used Kungfu against him. You can also say I fought like the robot in the movie "Matrix Reloaded". Cool!

First thing, I chokeslamed him. Next, I kicked his butt and he was sent high up into the air. His head went through the ceiling and he was stuck. This time, I went bonkers and became to punch him to death. I took out a sword and slashed him to bits. I summoned the police and they came here and took the bits to jail. So, do you guys believe it? No? Well, you had better believe it. Or else I will slash you to bits too. Ha ha, just joking. All this was made up(obviously)!

So, let's get back to the subject. Or you can ask the subject to get back to us instead. Where was I? Oh yes! I was at home typing this blog(Ha ha)! Anyway, did you notice the changes I had made to my blog? Well, I had put the videos at the top, so it is easier for you guys to see it. Oh and another thing, I had changed the "Number of posts on each page" option from three to five, so that you can see more of them on one page(obviously).

What's happening in school? Well, just in case you didn't know(If you didn't know, then you are dumb. Ha ha. Just joking.), there will be a camp from 10th March to 12th March at S.T John's Island.
Which is from Wednesday to Friday. Yeah! One good thing about this is, we will not get homework during the March holidays! WAHAHA! That is so AWESOME!

Unless you tell me the teachers bring the homework along with them to the camp. Darn! That will be the worst thing that has ever happen. Oops, I am giving away ideas. Don't tell the teachers about this idea! They might use it! If they do, I will kill them! Homework, homework and more HOMEWORK! Is that what life is all about?

One more thing. Goodbye!

What? Goodbye is also part of this post! In fact, it is part of every posts of mine! So......goodbye! May more posts come your way!

Home Online Learning: Literature Arts(Naturalistic)

Welcome back to Keno Zero! Now I am going to share with you some ideas regarding what I have to do for LA: Naturalistic. Well, I have to do a research on the breeding of lamb as food. In the research, I have to identify the methods of breeding lamb, provide a detailed description of the leg of lamb that Mary used as a murder weapon, its weight, nutritional value and suggest a recipe that she used to cook it for Sergeant Noonan and his men.

That seems a lot of work. I guess it is time to get serious(That means there are no more jokes forever. Ha ha. Just joking! Hey wait! That's a joke!). Well, here goes.

There are many ways to breed lambs. There is no better or lousier method. It all depends on how you feed and raise them. Each way have their advantages and disadvantages and each of them are for different occasions and locations. Some ways of feeding are: Whole-grain feeding and pasture feeding. Grain-fed lambs grow faster and reach market weight quicker. However, they are subject to various digestive disturbances. As for pasture-fed lambs, fewer digestive problems are encountered. However, they are more vulnerable to predators.

The leg of the lamb that Mary used as a murder weapon is probably the entire leg, with the bones sill inside. It will weight at least ten kilograms. The nutritional value is probably very high, causing the entire leg to be very hard and heavy. This allows Mary to kill her husband with one blow. Imagine the impact of ten kilograms plus all the power of average size person. That is enough to break some hard stones! Here's a drawing that I drew by myself using 'Paint':

Here is the recipe for the lamb's leg I had came up with:

Ingredients:
1) Lamb leg
2) Some vegetables(lettuce might be a good choice)

What To Do:
1) Chop the leg up with a chopper(you may want to remove the bones)
2) Put the meat into the oven for half an hour(depends on the size of the leg)
3) When it is done, take them out to cool.
4) Put some vegetables on a plate
5) Put the meat over the vegetables
6) Pour some rosemary source over the meat
7) Serve it while it is warm
8) Enjoy the food!

So, that is the recipe I made up myself. I have not try it before, and neither do I know whether it tastes nice. Here's another picture of which it might have looked like except that it does not have any source and used another kind of vegetable instead of using lettuce:


So, I guess my job here is done. Thank you very much for your time for reading this post. We shall meet again on another post. May more posts come your way! Stay tuned!

Multiple Intelligence Test: The Result

A very good morning everyone! Today, I am going to share with you what I had just done. I just took a Multiple Intelligence test. Guess what is my result? Well, before I tell you that, how about telling you what kind of results are there first? There are many of them.

To list them all, here they are: Kinaesthetic(Body Smart), Linguistic(Word Smart), Logical(Number Smart), Interpersonal(People Smart), Intrapersonal(Myself Smart), Musical(Music Smart), Visual/Spatial(Picture Smart) and Naturalistic(Nature Smart).
What did I get? Well, I had two answers. Logical and Naturalistic. Both of them were the highest. Of course, we are only allowed to choose one, so what did I pick? Well, if you really want to know, it is Naturalistic.

It seems more interesting to me. I love nature very much. I am afraid I could not put a picture of the result here, so you guys have to see it for yourself. Here is the link: http://tinyurl.com/32ge4g. The code for my results is: 2zzf8d50378r. Make sure you guys type it exactly as it appeared. or you might get someone else's answer and blame me for lying.

The test was alright though. I wonder how does all those questions really gave you the answers to which smart type you are? But whatever that is, I still enjoyed the quiz. It was really fun. They asked so many interesting questions that I am not sure how they are linked to the answer. Well, I guess that is all for now. I am update again soon, so be sure to check out my blog. May more posts come your way!(That's my saying. He he!)